Kosher Klash

| North Miami, FL, USA | Right | May 25, 2010

Customer: “Could I have a hot dog?”

Me: “Sure, would you like any toppings?”

Customer: “Cheese, please.”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but this is a Kosher deli and as per our religious belief, we cannot serve cheese with certain kinds of meat.”

Customer: “Well, I’m not Kosher, so I want cheese on my hot dog.”

Me: “Well, even if I was permitted to serve that, which I’m not, we do not have any cheese which would be suitable for melting onto the hot dog.”

Customer: “Well fine, then I’ll take my business elsewhere! I’m not going to stand here and be discriminated against! You Kosher people should just go back to…Kosheria or wherever it is you come from!”

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  • Dsru Bin

    “…we cannot serve cheese with certain kinds of meat.”

    You can’t serve cheese with any kind of meat.

  • I Troll Libtards

    What about Velveeta? There’s no cheese in that and you can make people happy