Knows Zero About Zatanna
(I’m one of the few female patrons of my local comic shop, and while the staff is awesome, the other patrons can be less so. I’ve just paid for my comics when the guy ahead of me pipes up.)
Customer: “Arrow? That’s not a real comic book. You need someone to tell you about real comics.”
Me: “Who’s Zatanna?”
Customer: “Who?”
Me: “Zatanna Zatara. Who is she?”
Customer: “I don’t know—”
Me: “She’s a magician, an extremely powerful logomancer, arguably the most powerful person in the DCU, and my favorite comic character. Sadly, she’s only ever appeared in an episode of Batman TAS and a couple of minor spots in Justice League, so only serious comic geeks know about her. And you didn’t buy anything but Marvel tie-ins.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
