Knows Where You Can Shove That Mozzarella Stick
(I’ve just started working in the kitchen of a bingo hall as a food runner, and one of the chefs is eating a mozzarella stick, as it’s quiet. Just as she’s finishing her last mouthful, a senior member of staff comes in.)
Manager: “I hope you paid for that.”
Chef #1: *whilst eating* “Paid for what?”
(The manager turns to the other chef, looking for affirmation.)
Manager: “[Chef #2]?”
Chef #2: “She told me not to say anything.”
(The manager turns to me.)
Manager: “[My Name], remember you’re on probation and I can fire you.”
Me: “I saw nothing. Unless I need it for blackmail.”
Manager: “Okay.”
(He then grabbed a slice of bacon out of the warming tray and started eating it as he left.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?