Knot Going To Live It Down

Me: “Is it just me, or are books basing their covers on other more popular books? I mean, look at this one—” *points at random book* “—and this one.”

(My boyfriend looks at the books, and particularly at ’50 Shades of Grey,’ which neither of us likes.)

Boyfriend: “He shouldn’t even be using a half Windsor knot. It ought to be a full Windsor knot. It will be more secure and bulkier, which is the whole point.”

Me: “… I love you.”

Boyfriend: “You will forget that I know that. Right?”

Me: “No.”