Knocks It So They Don’t Try It

| Related | May 26, 2013

(I am 18, and in high school. I invite my girlfriend home with me, with my father’s permission. I’m leaving for a trip to England the next day. My mother has a habit of knocking on my door, and then flinging it open without waiting for a response. She does this now.)

Mom: “Are you packed for tomorrow? Is everything ready? What do you need?”

(My girlfriend sits up.)

Mom: “Oh! Oh! I didn’t know you were here! I’m not mad; I’m just surprised!”

(Later, my girlfriend and I are sitting in the basement watching a movie. Suddenly we hear thumping on the stairs.)

Mom: *thump thump thump* “I’M COMING DOWN THE STAIRS! I’M OPENING THE BASEMENT DOOR!”

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