Kneed I Say More
(I am about 18 years old, but look young for my age. I have a knee injury from playing high school volleyball that makes me unable to walk. My mom has helped me into the store and I limp to one of the scooters.)
Employee: “Do you really need that? You’re too young to need that kind of thing!”
(I wordlessly lift my pants leg to reveal full leg brace.)
Employee: “Oh.”