Knee-ds A Better Excuse
High School | Learning
| March 1, 2016
(I am a 12th-grade English teacher.)
Me: “Where is your rough draft?”
Student: “Well, I couldn’t write it.”
Me: “Why not?”
Student: *pulls up pant leg* “Because I skinned my knee.”
Me: “Your knee is connected to your hand?”
Student: “No, but it hurts!”
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