Kitchen Pots And Puns

(My best friend and I are standing in my kitchen making dinner.)

Me: “Hey, hand me a utensil.”

Friend: *handing me a knife* “Knife to meet you!”

Me: “Fork you, man.”

Friend: “Just grate, thanks.”

Me: “Too spoon.”

Friend: “I’ll just save this for ladle.”

Me: “You’re up to some sifty business.”

Friend: “This didn’t pan out like I hoped.”

Me: *laughing* “I’m out of kitchen puns.”

Friend: “This is why we haven’t killed each other yet.”