Kiss Of Death

| Romantic | March 6, 2015

(I’m lying in bed with my girlfriend, kissing, when she suddenly stops to ask me something.)

Girlfriend: “If you were on death row, what would your last meal be?”

Me: “Rib-eye steak cooked medium with chips and peppercorn sauce. Om nom nom. Wait a minute why does kissing me make you think of death row?”

Girlfriend: “Because when you’re rich I’m going to kill you for all your money.”

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