Kiss And Throw Up

(I am visiting my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in months. We are spending our time kissing when he pulls back and smiles at me. I notice that he has spinach in his teeth.)

Me: “You have spinach in your teeth!”

Boyfriend: “Shhh. Say it with a kiss…” *leans in to continue kissing me*

Me: *laughs hysterically*