Kiss And Tell-All

| Related | October 15, 2013

(My two-year-old brother has learned how to ride his bike without training wheels. He is riding around naked and falls, hurting his groin. He runs in the house.)

Brother: “Mommy! Mommy! I hurt my pee-pee! Kiss it, Mommy!”

Mom: “I’m not kissing that, Son.”

(Years later, I now tell this story to all of his girlfriends!)

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