King Blames

, , , , | Right | September 28, 2019

(My cousin works at a Christian bookstore in the southern United States. There are certain members of the Christian faith who believe that the only “true” word of God is the King James Version of the Bible, and that all later translations are faulty or evil. My cousin relays this story of such a woman to me.)

Customer: “I’d like to return these five [other version] Bibles I bought.” 

Cousin: “All right, ma’am, and what is the reason for your return today?” 

Customer: “Weeeeellllllll… There just wasn’t enough King James in them!”

(My cousin said the best part of the whole thing was watching her manager laugh hysterically when she told him the reason for the return.)

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