Kim’s Heart Isn’t In It

| Related | February 5, 2016

(One day I’m feeling a little random and decide to tell my mom I love her in a different way than usual.)

Me: “Mom, I less-than-three you.”

Mom: “Aww… what does less-than-three mean?”

Me: “It means ‘I love you’ because ‘less-than-three’ looks like a heart.”

Mom: “OH! So THAT’S what that means.”

Me: “What did you think it meant?”

Mom: “Kim Kardashian’s a**.”

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