Kim’s Heart Isn’t In It
(One day I’m feeling a little random and decide to tell my mom I love her in a different way than usual.)
Me: “Mom, I less-than-three you.”
Mom: “Aww… what does less-than-three mean?”
Me: “It means ‘I love you’ because ‘less-than-three’ looks like a heart.”
Mom: “OH! So THAT’S what that means.”
Me: “What did you think it meant?”
Mom: “Kim Kardashian’s a**.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.