Killing The Mood
Movie Theater | Romantic | January 27, 2012
(My boyfriend and I are at the movies. The commercial that’s on the screen is one of a movie where two secret agents fight over a woman, a feud which escalates into a war. I lean over and whisper into my boyfriend’s ear.)
Me: “I hope you never start a war over me.”
Him: “No. It’ll just be a quiet assassination.”
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