Killing One Cold Bird With Two Stores
(A customer comes in and throws a bag of food at me.)
Customer: “It’s f****** cold! Your chicken is terrible and the bun is stale!”
Me: “Uh, this is–”
Customer: “No, shut up! You guys always f*** me over; you’re not getting away with it today!”
Me: “You didn’t–”
Customer: “Fine! Get your manager, if you won’t help me. Enjoy being fired, a**wipe!”
Another Customer: “You’re at [Fast Food Place], mate. You bought your food from [Rival Store], next door.”
Customer: “Oh.” *awkward silence* “Can I have that bag back?”
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