Killing One Cold Bird With Two Stores

(A customer comes in and throws a bag of food at me.)

Customer: “It’s f****** cold! Your chicken is terrible and the bun is stale!”

Me: “Uh, this is–”

Customer: “No, shut up! You guys always f*** me over; you’re not getting away with it today!”

Me: “You didn’t–”

Customer: “Fine! Get your manager, if you won’t help me. Enjoy being fired, a**wipe!”

Another Customer: “You’re at [Fast Food Place], mate. You bought your food from [Rival Store], next door.”

Customer: “Oh.” *awkward silence* “Can I have that bag back?”

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