Kids Marry Together Strange Ideas

| Related | February 17, 2012

(I have twin cousins. They are six-year-old little girls. To them, being grown-up, means being married.)

Cousin #1: *to me* “You’re not a grown-up!”

Me: “Yes, I am!”

Cousin #2: “No, you’re not. You’re not married!”

Me: “Okay, you got me there. I’m not married yet.”

Cousin #2: “Why aren’t you married, anyways? You should be married!”

Me: “Well, I’m not ready yet.”

(My little cousins look surprised and in awe.)

Cousin #1: “What! It’s easy! All you have to do to get married is ask, ‘Are you a Christian, and how many kids do you want!?’.”


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