Kids Love Kisses, Cuddles, And Face-Huggers
(I work in a specialty bookstore. We have a number of plush toys from various science-fiction series around the store. A man walks in with his 3-4 year old daughter. He leaves her by the counter while he looks at books. She proceeds to ask what all the toys in the store are. She points at the Xenomorph by the register.)
Little Girl: “What’s that?”
Me: “It’s a Xenomorph. They’re from the movie Aliens.”
Little Girl: “They pop from your tummy!”
Me: “Chest, actua–wait, how do you know that?!”
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