Kids Left Alone Will Find Drugs

(My friend is doing some shopping. He goes to get some cereal, and there’s a shopping cart in the way of the cereal he wants with a kid sitting in it. He looks around, and the mother is over in a completely different aisle. He thinks, “Whatever,” and asks the kid to hand him the cereal he wants. The kid does it, and then my friend gets an evil idea and acts on it.)

Friend: “Hey, kid, can you say, ‘cocaine’?”

Kid: “Cocaine!”

Friend: “All right!” *fist bump*

(Then he left that aisle and went elsewhere. He was shopping in the next aisle over when the kid’s mom returned and asked, “What kind of cereal do you want?” to which the kid shouted at the top of their lungs, “COCAINE!” If you leave your kid THAT unattended in a grocery store, that’s probably the best outcome: some prankster teaching them to say something they shouldn’t.)