Kids Are So Insecure These Days

(I’m waiting in an art supply store while my mother gets something from the car. I’m waiting there when a woman in her mid 40s comes up to me. Keep in mind, I’m 14, wearing black sweats and a black hoodie.)

Lady: “Can you watch my items for me while I get my purse from my car?”

Me: “Umm… no.”

Lady: “Why not? You are the security guard, aren’t you?”

Me: “No, miss. I’m 14, actually, and do not work here.”

Lady: *walking away while grumbling* “Kids these days.”