Kids Are So Weird

, , , , , , , | Related | November 13, 2020

I’m in line at the grocery checkout with my three daughters. The woman ahead of us also has three daughters. One, who’s maybe three years old, wraps her arms around her mom’s legs and starts licking her pants.

Mom: “What are you doing?!”

She peels her daughter away and catches my eye with an exasperated look on her face.

Me: “How often do people tell you, ‘Oh, all girls, must be so easy! Boys are such a handful!’”

Mom: “All the time! They’re still little kids, and they’re still insane!”

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