Kidnapping And Caught Napping

| Related | August 12, 2013

(I am lying in my room, when a huge spider cricket jumps on me. I’m very afraid of bugs. I scream bloody murder, and try to get it off, but it has crawled in my sweatshirt. I tear my sweatshirt off and run upstairs to my parents’ room.)

Me: “Mom, this huge bug just crawled in my shirt in my room! Could you kill it for me?”

Mom: “Oh is that all? I thought you were getting kidnapped!”

Me: “Wait, and you didn’t come and check on me?”

Mom: “Well, I wasn’t sure…”

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