Kidding Themselves

(My boyfriend is showing me a picture where a parent is playing with their two-year-old and spelling cuss words in the toy blocks.)

Boyfriend: “We’re totally going to do that when we have kids.”

Me: “Yeah, probably. We’re gonna be terrible parents.”

Boyfriend: “Are you kidding? We’re going to be great parents!”

Me: “We’ll be good parents.”

Boyfriend: “We’ll be okay parents.”

Me: “…At least we won’t kill the kid.”