Kicking Up A Stink Over The Puppy

(My husband and I are visiting his father, who has a dog named Jacques. While Jacques normally stays on the main floor, he has followed me upstairs to the guest room, so I’m playing with him while my husband plays video games.)

Me: *baby voice* “Who’s a good puppy!? Who’s a happy puppy!? You’re a good puppy! You’re a STINKY puppy! Yes you are! You’re stinky! You’re stinky and you love attention! Just like [Husband]!”

(After a couple of minutes, Jacques wanders off.)

Husband: “Now you can pay attention to ME! I’M stinky and love attention!”