Keeping Your Girlfriend On Her Toes

(I am walking with my boyfriend. I am complaining because my shoes have given me blisters on both little toes.)

Me: “These shoes are rubbing so much, I think my toes are going to fall off!”

(My boyfriend looks at me for a moment and nods, as if deciding something.)

Me: “What?”

Boyfriend: “I wouldn’t break up with you if you didn’t have any toes. I mean, it’d be weird. I’d prefer that you did have some, but I wouldn’t break up with you if they did fall off.”

Me: “Well that’s… reassuring?”