Keeping The Definition Open

(I’m working the fitting room. It’s about half full and I’m folding when a man walks in with two pairs of pants.)

Me: “Just two? Take any open room.”

Customer: “What do you mean, open room?”

Me: “A room… that is open?”

Customer: “Is this an open room?”

(He continuously tries to open a closed fitting room door right next to an open one.)

Me: “No, sir. That’s occupied. Here, take this one.”

Customer: “Oh, now I get it! Thank you!”