Keeping It Professional In The World’s Oldest Profession

, , , , | Friendly | July 27, 2018

(My friends and I are discussing an establishment that is rumoured to be a brothel, and someone mentions there is one in the town some of them grew up in. For context, we are all Christians from Christian family backgrounds.)

Friend #1: “Yeah, I’m not actually sure where it is, though.”

Friend #2: *who is particularly sassy and worldly* “Hey, [Friend #3], your mum knows where the brothel is!”

(We all stare at [Friend #2] as she realises how it sounded.)

Friend #2: *quickly back-pedalling* “She mentioned that her women’s group has done outreach there!”

(It’s still one of the sassiest “your mum” jokes I’ve ever heard.)

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