Keep Your Window Open For Jesus

(I had a classmate with whom I often discussed paranormal events. Also, my hearing isn’t perfect so I mishear things sometimes.)

Classmate: “You know, something strange happened to me yesterday. The window opened while it was closed!”

Me: *laughs, obviously not believing him* “Yeah, right!”

Classmate: “It’s true!”

Me: “Okay, so what did he do?”

Classmate: *confused* “Who?”

Me: “Christ!”

Classmate: *even more confused* “What does Christ have to do with anything?”

(When he said “The window opened while it was closed”, I’d misheard it as “I opened the window and saw Christ”. The phrases are similar in Greek.)