Keep Your Shirt On
([Customer #1] is a man in his mid-50s, in a suit, and very polite. [Customer #2] is in his mid-30s, with a greasy ponytail and tie-dyed shirt. I go to deliver their food.)
Me: “Can I bring you gentlemen anything else?”
Customer #1: “No, thank you.”
Customer #2: “No, I’m fine.”
(As I’m turning around, [Customer #2] snaps his fingers at me.)
Me: “Yes, sir?”
Customer #2: “You know, I own a restaurant.”
Me: “That’s nice, sir.”
Customer #2: *leers* “I’ll give you $10 and a T-shirt for an ‘interview’ in my car.”
Me: “No, thanks. I love my job.”
Customer #2: “I could make it two T-shirts?”
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