Keep Your Nose Out Of It

(I’m at my in-law’s party. I happen to be sitting next to a couple who have recently had a baby. I hear the woman bickering the entire time, but then everyone starts talking about their new baby.)

Woman: “Ugh, it was hard enough having to carry the baby, but he doesn’t even look anything like me!”

Man: “Oh, love, he definitely looks like you. He has your nose!”

(The woman smiles and wanders off.)

Me: “But… You both have the exact same noses?”

Man: “Shhh! She needs this!”