Keep That Up And The Black Writing’s On The Wall

(Earlier in the day my boyfriend gave me a nice pen that he had gotten from work. I’m happy and am explaining why I like this pen so much.)

Boyfriend: “Because it has a stylus?”

Me: “No! Because it writes in blue! I can’t use pens with black ink at work anymore. That’s why I brought home 20 black pens.”

Boyfriend: “Sweety, those are the ‘Pens In Black.'”

Me: “…”

Boyfriend: *cheesy smile*