Keep That Style To Yourself
(I take orders at a fast food restaurant. We have a secret menu with special type of fry we call “animal style”, which is pretty popular. A customer walks up.)
Me: “Hi, how are you doing today? How may I help you?”
Customer: “I have heard about this secret style french fry you guys make. Could I have one order of french fries, doggy style, please?”
Me: “Um…do you mean animal style fries?”
Customer: *turning red* “Yeah, that’s what I meant.”
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