Keep Piling On More S***
(My family is in a car, going on a trip to the local shopping centre.)
Dad: “Is everyone ready to go?”
Grandmother: “Oh, s***, I left my handbag in the house!”
(Shocked glances. Dad motions to my little sister.)
Grandmother: “Oh, s***. I said s***, didn’t I?”
Me: “Yes…?”
Grandmother: “Oh, s***.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
