Keep Making The Same Boob When Typing

I was working computer tech support for a university when we received a call that a woman’s computer had been inserting random spaces into the documents that she was working on. An odd-sounding problem, we couldn’t diagnose it over the phone so one of the techs went over to see the problem firsthand.

The solution was to raise her office chair about one inch.

The problem? Her large breasts kept hitting the spacebar.