Keep Hush About The Slush

(We just had a slushy machine installed, but have been having problems with it from day one.)

Coworker: “Uh-oh. Looks like the machine’s acting up again.”

Me: “Great, what’s it doing this time?”

Coworker: “Nothing’s coming out. It looks like it’s backed up.”

Me: “Let me try.”

(I pull the handle a few times, and like he said, nothing is coming out. It’s at that moment that I have an epiphany.)

Me: “I think I know what to do. Hold on.”

(I grab a straw and jam it into the spout. Sure enough, the slushy starts gushing out.)

Coworker: “Wow, that was amazing!”

Me: “Yeah. Just please never ask me how I knew that would work.”