Karma Is More Than Skin Deep

(My sister and I are talking in the kitchen. I like to think I’m not superficial, but my sister has taken issue with the looks of the guy I am into.)

Sister: “Of course his mother likes you. All the ugly boys’ moms want their sons to marry pretty girls.”

Me: “I can’t believe you just said that! How rude!”

Sister: “I just don’t want to be embarrassed to introduce my potential brother-in-law to people.”

(My brother walks in at that exact moment, without knowing what we’re talking about.)

Brother: “Yeah, well imagine how we feel. We have to introduce you to people all the time!”