Just Wait Until She Names Her Kids
(This customer called in to reactivate her account. She didn’t remember the original password so I reset it for her)
Me: “All right, your password must be at least six characters in length, contain letters and numbers, and cannot be a common dictionary word. What would you like it to be?”
Customer: “Eat sh*t.”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “The password–eatsh*t.”
Me: “Alright… but it requires a number.”
Customer: “Oh….”
Me: “How about 1eatsh*t1?”
Customer: “Great!”
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