Just Throw It In The Cockpit

Elderly Passenger: “Can you take my bag from the overhead bin and put it in the row?”

Me: “I’m sorry, you’re in the exit row. It must remain clear.”

Elderly Passenger: “Well, how about upfront by the door?”

Me: “No, that must remain clear as well.”

Elderly Passenger: “Just put it in the aisle, then.”

Me: “…”