Just Slide Them On Over

I work as a cashier at a water park. It is at least a quarter mile between the parking lot and the attractions.

As I’m selling a customer her tickets:

Customer: “I need to speak to your manager.” 

Me: “I can call them over. What shall I say is your concern?” 

Customer: “You seriously have to ask? It’s too far of a walk between the parking lot and the waterslides!”

Me: “We have shuttles that can pick you up if you’re unable to walk.”

Customer: *Offended* “That’s not going to solve the problem! I need to talk to someone about moving the waterslides closer to the parking lot.”