Just Say No

| Friendly | July 31, 2015

(This takes place one summer afternoon while my boyfriend and I (we are both guys) are leaving a nearby convenience store. A group of young teens comes running up to us.)

Member Of The Group: “Hey… umm, could you guys by chance get us some cigs?”

My Boyfriend: “Naw, sorry. Can’t really risk it with how hard they are cracking down on that kinda thing.”

Female Teen: “Awww come on. If you do it, I’ll show you my t**s!”

Boyfriend & Me: “Hahahaha naw sorry. We’re kinda gay.”

Male Teen: *without missing a beat* “W… well I’ll show ya my d*** then!”

(We ended up just saying no.)

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