Just Roll With It

| Right | April 27, 2012

(I wait tables at a sushi place. I’m currently serving two male customers.)

Customer #1: *to customer #2* “Look at her eyes. Just look at them!”

Customer #2: *to me* “Can I get a lunch combo?”

Me: “Of course.”

Customer #1: *to customer #2* “Did you not f***ing hear me? Look at her eyes!”

Customer #2: *to customer #1* “I did. They’re beautiful!”

Customer #1: *to me* “Can I have a lunch combo? Also, I love you!”

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