Just Roll With It
(I wait tables at a sushi place. I’m currently serving two male customers.)
Customer #1: *to customer #2* “Look at her eyes. Just look at them!”
Customer #2: *to me* “Can I get a lunch combo?”
Me: “Of course.”
Customer #1: *to customer #2* “Did you not f***ing hear me? Look at her eyes!”
Customer #2: *to customer #1* “I did. They’re beautiful!”
Customer #1: *to me* “Can I have a lunch combo? Also, I love you!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
