Just Quit While You’re Ahead
Me: “You find everything okay today, ma’am?”
Customer: “Oh my God! What’s wrong with your face? Are you okay?”
Me: “What? What are you talking about?”
Customer: “Your jaw! It’s so swollen!”
Me: “Um… no, I’m just fine.”
Customer: “Oh… your left jaw is just so huge, I thought, maybe… never mind.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.