Just Passover That Fact When Talking To Mom

(I’m Jewish and it is currently Passover. We can not eat normal bread products, like graham crackers, bread (of course), tortillas, and other various bread items. This happens in my house pantry.)

Dad: “Hey, [My Name], come try these crackers.”

Me: “Are you sure they’re okay for Passover?”

Dad: “Yeah, check the label.”

(I check the label. It says “Kosher – Not for Passover.”)

Me: “Dad, are you sure?”

Dad: “Yeah, why?”

(I point to the label.)

Dad: “Oh…”

Me: “Yeah.”

Dad: “Well, just don’t tell your mother about this.”

(It’s still Passover and she doesn’t know we broke it. But at least it was by accident.)