Just Paper Cut Right To It

, , , , , | Right | April 15, 2014

(I answer the phone at work.)

Customer: “Hi. My name is [Customer] and I am with [Gentlemen’s Club].  I am going to need to order some change.”

Me: “Okay. What will you need?”

Customer: “I need $1,400 in old ones.”

Me: “I believe I have $1,400 in ones, but I am not sure if they are all old.”

Customer: “Oh, I have to have old ones because the new ones give the strippers paper cuts.”


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