Just Over Broken-hearted

(I work at a firm that mostly practices business law and litigation, and can be very stressful. It’s been a particularly crazy week with a lot of cases, and everyone just seems happy to make it Friday.)

Attorney: “You know, I sit at my desk and look at my friend’s [social media] site and all they do is post pictures of themselves goofing off, all day long, every dang day of the week, while I’m here, working!”

Me: “Yeah, but you’re getting paid to be here. They’re not getting paid to goof off and post pictures.”

Attorney: “WELL, AT LEAST THEY’RE SMILING!”