Just Moving From An Expensive Seed To A Cheap One
A customer is buying a lot of plants, like… A LOT.
Me: “Wow, this is a lot. Are you setting up a new garden?”
Customer: “Haven’t you heard? Plants are the new dogs!”
Me: “Haha, I guess that slipped my notice.”
Customer: “Yeah, ever since dogs became the new kids.”
Me: “And what are kids?”
Customer: “Kids? They’re just something for the rich to do. Now, how infrequently can I water these cacti yet still maintain some kind of emotional attachment?”
