Just Lost Themselves Some House-Points

(This happens on a fanfiction website.)

Author: “Here’s my Harry Potter story. Flames welcome! ;)”

Me: “Why is Harry the Head Boy? I thought you had to be a Prefect first?”

Author: “How DARE you! I know more about Harry Potter than anyone!”

Me: “…Then why is Gryffindor always misspelled?”

(Apparently flames, or even mild questions, were not welcome after all.)