Just Left The Grandma Zone Of Conversation

| Related | March 8, 2015

(I’m getting lunch with my mother, grandmother, and sister. Somehow, the discussion of my potential breast-reduction surgery has come up.)

Grandmother: “Did the doctor tell you about the risks?”

Me: “Yeah, there’s a low risk of not being able to breastfeed, as well as some possible numbness.”

Grandmother: “I hope not. My nipples were always my most impressive erogenous zone…”

Everyone Else: *chokes on food*

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