Just Go To McDonalds And Ask For A Martini

I work at a baked potato fast food restaurant.

Customer: “I want a white wine.”

Me: “We don’t sell white wine.”

Customer: “Pretty sure you do.”

I turn around and yell at my boss:

Me: “Have we ever sold white wine?”

Boss: *Yelling back.* “No, of course not!”

Customer: *Getting mad.* “You don’t know what the h*** you’re talking about!” 

Me: “Lady, she has worked here for twenty years; she knows what the h*** she’s talking about.”