Just Give Him Spaghetti And Call It Noodles

I work in an Italian restaurant. There used to be an Asian restaurant next door to us, but they closed several months ago. A customer walks in.

Me: “Good evening, sir. What can I get for you tonight?”

Customer: “Fried rice?”

Me: “Sorry, sir, we don’t sell fried rice. We have pasta and pizza.”

I indicate the takeaway menus on the table next to him.

Customer: “But I used to get fried rice from [Asian Restaurant]. Why can’t you make me some fried rice?”

Me: “Because we are an Italian restaurant and don’t make or sell fried rice. I can get you some pasta or pizza?”

Customer: *Starting to walk out* “I really wanted some fried rice, though.”