Just Give Him A Triffid And Let Nature Take Its Course
(I’ve been asked this question so many times. Customers often walk into the greenhouse looking lost. I ask if I can help them find anything.)
Customer: “Do you have any plants that don’t need a lot of water, can live in complete shade, and won’t die?”
Me: “A plastic plant.”
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